by Mango_katxoxo March 31, 2024

When you're naked and you jump up and down and your penis looks like an elephant trunk, and the testies are the ears.
by Fagot boy 69 January 6, 2017

Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"
"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."
-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water
-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water
by Evono September 11, 2024

by Hanghbcf September 2, 2019

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

When one is "on the flip flop", they have deliberately misinformed another individual and then, after creating a sufficient confusion, owned up to their machinations to the visible disappointment of their victim.
simplified:
changing your mind
simplified:
changing your mind
by vikkkkk September 6, 2020
