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was a flop

When a plan or creation fails miserably
“Man, dinner was a flop” or “Lacy, your life was a total flop! You are a mistake!”
by Mango_katxoxo March 31, 2024
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elephant flop

When you're naked and you jump up and down and your penis looks like an elephant trunk, and the testies are the ears.
Me and my friends all elephant flopped when we found out that I got into college!
by Fagot boy 69 January 6, 2017
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The Wedgie Flop

Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"
"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."

-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water
by Evono September 11, 2024
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National flip flop day

On September 2nd Where all crips become bloods nd bloods become crips for a day
“Yoo we can wear red bandannas today it’s national flip flop day.”
by Hanghbcf September 2, 2019
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Kung Fu Flop

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
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on the flip flop

When one is "on the flip flop", they have deliberately misinformed another individual and then, after creating a sufficient confusion, owned up to their machinations to the visible disappointment of their victim.
simplified:
changing your mind
-monika said one thing and did another
-well i guess shes on the flip flop
by vikkkkk September 6, 2020
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Flop

by Zak Bagens March 9, 2020
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