bi-winning

What Charlie Sheen does on a daily basis.
What happens when your life is bitchin'.

Charlie Sheen is bi-winning. He wins there, he wins here. Charlie Sheen wins everywhere.

by charliesheenbitchin March 30, 2011

Nah, I'd win.

Phrase used commonly in the Jujutsu Kaisen Fandom, particularly on break week when all of the fans' brains collectively and simultaneously decay inside their skulls, resulting in the excessive use of the phrase, and others like it within the Fandom. "Nah, I'd win." Is just a small part of the whole it belongs to, known as Lobotomy Kaisen.

After "Stand proud." opened up his domain, he said, "Are you "You're strong." because you are "I'm you." or are you "The one who left it all behind! And his overwhelming intensity!!" because "With this treasure I summon..."?" The Fingerer simply answered, "Nah, I'd win."

by Prest-N December 31, 2023

Bi-winning

A mental augmentation characterised by extreme lifestyles on both sides of the spectrum. Patients tend to operate on a single gear or speed: 'Go' and never feel sadness or regret.

Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.

There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.

Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.

'Hey Colonel Gaddafi, you're country is on the brink of civil war and are calling for the blood of you and your family, even you pets!'

CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'

Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.

by Ulysses Jones March 25, 2011

winning

What Charlie Sheen is doing.

Charlie Sheen: "I just got fired from my job on two and a half men, got drunk, and beat up a hooker"

Charlie Sheen's therapist: "How do you feel about the reprocusions of your actions?"

Charlie Sheen: "duh, winning."

by ipartiedwithcharliesheen March 28, 2011

bi-winning

Charlie Sheen's retort to being asked if he is bipolar. It means to be able to win/be awesome in more than one place simultaneously.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

by dEaFTOLiGhT March 26, 2011

Bi-winning

A term coined by the manic bi-polar or just geeked up Charlie Sheen after he went all pyschosis following his firing from hit show Two and a Half Men. When a reporter told him "Some of your fans are concerned you might be bi-polar" he responded with "I'm not bi-polar I'm bi-winning!!!!!". Among many other terms he's repeated in his manic state. He also seams to think he has tiger blood and constantly repeats the term "WINNING!". Charlie will crash hard no doubt...

Charlie sheen: "I'm not bi-polar Im bi-winning!!!"

"Dieing's for losers, amateurs!!!"

"I've got tiger blood!"

"I hated that stupid show anyways!!!"

by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 24, 2011

Winning

What Charlie Sheen is currently doing. It's made out of tiger blood. :d

Interviewer: Are you bipolar?
Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. Win here, win there, win everywhere.

by MikalMirkas March 28, 2011