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White line Yellow Fig

The dermatology of skin found in a veiny stomach.
Habilitation: “Wow your White line Yellow fig is huge since I let you in skin room first!”
by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021
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White

In social groups, White refers to white skinned people, or people whose skin tone is approximate to the milk color, not by racial origins, but by spending all time inside their house, nvr being exposed to the sun.

These "white" attributes are often connoted or possessed by people who try to be as safe as possible in every scenario, avoiding danger or getting hurt in any way possible,spending all their day inside their house (usually living from the internet).

Being "white" does not mean you're "white". To be born in Sweden is not the same as living all day inside your house, windows closed, avoiding any danger at all costs (which is what the "white" term refers to).

The term can also be used to refer to black-skinned people, if these people were to spend so much of their time in a safe zone avoiding sun and any contact with the outside world.

Due to the term being similar to "Caucasian people", the people who fall victim to this term often reflect on the term being derogatory and rude-without-reason, rather than a teller on self-reflection, because being in your own house in front of a computer brings a lot of drawbacks into the individual, including muscular deterioration (which results in depression), health problems, social problems, paleness, etc.

And it also refers to cringy terms or words that try to be as least offensive as possible, ironically being offensive for the attempt at avoiding conflict itself, when the conflict is welcomed instead of avoided.
Ex1:
White boy in 1970: guys let's go play checkers in my house.
Friend: what? You mean your basement? Bro we gonna go skating instead, wanna come.
White boy in 70s: but my mom said it's dangerous and I might get hurt. What if I hurt my elbow like the other day in the bike? I had my assist wheels, my helmet and everything! I was grounded for a week! Come on guys, let's go play checkers like that one time in primary school.

Ex-friend: yo, live more, talk less, nerd.

Ex2:
White boy in 2020: Y'know guys, I really like reddit, it's a very wholesome place and there are no bullies that go un banned.
Friend: dude, you spend all day in that place this is the only time you visit us, and it's only because it's new years eve, otherwise you'd stay at home all day like you usually do.
White boy in 020s: Oh don't be rude my guy, I like being with my bros in TF2, you also said the same about my friends but they're not that uncool, y'know? They have animal suits.
Ex-friend: THEY WERE IN DIAPERS ok dude fuck off, go back to your mom's basement
White boy in 020s: I don't live in my basement, "duuude", I live in my room with my mom. Yikes, kinkshaming in 2020.

Ex3:
Normal white (as in, Caucasian) dude: Hey man, sup.
Normal black dude: sup mf, we were prepping everything up, we already have the boards for surfing. How's your elbow btw?

Normal Caucasian dude: just a bruise dude, idc, the bike's shit that's all.
by Benis removed December 31, 2022
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White people

People who clap when the microwave beeps
Why would those white people clap for a plane
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White Privilege

Something that is real, but is commonly used as an ad hominem by SJW's in a pejorative context to disparage white people and make them feel guilty of their own existence or guilt trip them into believing their sick minded ideologies.
SJW: sees a white person* "Well that's just white privilege."
by UltimateDoge July 2, 2021
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white tanktop

Do not put on the white tanktop. You will become a dad who constantly drinks beer and is fat.
SOMEONE STOP HIM! HE’S PUTTING ON…. the white tanktop.
by majfjfhcb July 14, 2023
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Blue and White Tub

Gotta try this but with the regular Blue and White Tub of cool whip
by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023
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