by Jave dog April 21, 2020
When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”
Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017
by slkjlyf November 15, 2021
"That Beatrice up t'road comes past 'ere every day in clapped oot motor, reet banging and wheezing and making a chuffin' racket, but will she tak it t'shop and get it fixed? Will she owt, wouldn't answer a dog's bark, that one"
by Sleekit December 15, 2023
The chilikraut dog has proven itself to be a major staple in the american diet along with 1/4 lbs cheeseburgers and diet soda. Although the "kraut" aspect of the dish is optional the medicinal properties of the meal would be compromised. Medicinal properties such as: X-ray vision,the ability to fly and rapid muscle growth (trust us, it's really muscle).
" I went on the chilikraut diet and gained an extra 50 lbs of muscle! yeah!"
" Girl, my doctor said I wasn't eating enough chilikraut dogs. You know what that means "
" Girl, my doctor said I wasn't eating enough chilikraut dogs. You know what that means "
by Mistress Weiner May 14, 2009
by Happy days January 20, 2020
by Cuddlez99 February 13, 2025