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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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White Chauvinist

An obnoxious, bigoted dude of European descent, who displays immense animosity to blacks, Jews, gays, and the handicapped. White supremacists are salty that black supremacists enslaved and brainwashed whites to be blacks for about 2000 years in West Africa, West Europe, and America. Being founders of Black power organizations, like the Ku Klux Klan and Nazi Party in America, they spread misinformation that ethnic groups, such as Aryans, Germans, Dravidians, and Cambodians, are their white family and that they should join forces against the world. They commit to annihilate people in the world via skinning them alive, blowing up their churches, or gunning them down in hospitals
"revitalize white civilization that discovered Africa, America, and Asia originally". Not to mention they ironically praise the black Nazi, Idi Aminfor doing a great job in killing whites ans expelling Asians in Uganda. Those extremists need to stand down from devolving to a lower level of primates in the Stone Age. Otherwise, they will not take bullets so well in a mass police shootout.
Due to centuries of the Baber slave trade, Black cultural assimilation, forced intermarriages, rape, the white face, and lynchings, a white chauvinist finally snapped, and he wants to achieve his goal to establish a white-only ethnostate without Africans in the 20th century. However, a white supremacist is repeating similar actions as a black supremacist, so all types of supremacists have forgotten the fact that all people from around the world originated from Africa about 200,000 years earlier as homosapiens, who were closely related to chimpanzees. Every human "race" or country are not less significant than the other, which means no one or nothing is perfect, but supremacists are FAR from being perfect.
by Deeznutsinyoma March 1, 2020
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Purple and White

The approximate 9:00 pm death of individuals that go by the name “Mary Jane Smith.”
Purple and white was the last thing I saw before Mary went missing.
by El Tickler October 2, 2023
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White

Someone who would be the type of person to cover their tracks in the snow with mustard un-ironically.

Normally if used in this context the person is racist or generally a bitch.
(Person who's pale af: says something racist
Person who isn't white, in my experience normally a darker person: damn at least I'm not white bro
by Seeeieieieiep June 11, 2021
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White Dick

A word used as an insult towards white men who are annoying, dumb, lazy and can't do anything right.
"Stop being lazy and do something useful for once, you White Dick!"
by CockDestroyer3000 November 23, 2021
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Byron White

He is a Harry Potter fanon character (therefore created by fans) protagonist of a fanfiction saga The Most Faithful.
He is a former agent of the English Ministry of Magic who worked as a spy for Dumbledore. He attended Hogwarts in the same years as Lily Evans and Severus Snape, with whom he became best friends.
He's been Locked away in Nurmengard for years, now he has a chance to help Dumbledore and the Boy Who Lived.
His name is Byron White.
by WizardWalker January 28, 2024
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