National Ass Grab Day (#2)

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.

She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).

by Yung A-Dolf April 12, 2018

national keira day

january 2nd give a keira all the love and attention they need cuz keira's are awesome

keira: its national keira day all
person1: weeeee love u keira

by thatkfclover August 18, 2023

National Bully the German day

May 24th is bully a German day it is the day where you can bully any German person without retaliation aka they just have to taste it

Jimmy:haha you fucking kraut
German guy: Hey, das ist nicht schön
Jimmy:it’s may 24th national bully the German day so you just have to take it

by Icenineschills May 25, 2024

national janiyah day

a day where we all worship janiyah and give her praise. and tell her that shes pir bestfriend tf

hey isnt it national janiyah day

yea

there she goes

happy national janiyah day janiyah ur really that bitch

by thatgirlniya August 27, 2023

National Culver's Appreciation Day

For appreciating all things Wisconsin fast food on November 27th.

I love November 27th and all things Culver's related! Happy National Culver's Appreciation Day!

by OverusedJoke November 06, 2022

National Send Dick Picture Day

Send consensual dick pictures to people you’re comfortable with.

People this could be include:
• you’re boyfriend/girlfriend

• best friend

• side pieces

• special someone

Person 1: May I send you a dick picture for national send dick picture day

Person2: feel free!
*person 1 sends*

by Dairylover69 November 11, 2020

National “Ok hate” Day

National “ok hate” day refers to the omission of the word “ok” from the english on December 16th. The word will be illegal to mention for the whole day. Penalties range from 100 dollar fines to death.

“I got convicted for breaking the guidelines of National “Ok hate” day.

by Horble_Donk December 15, 2021