National threat

A person who is a danger to the country

Person1: this guy is a danger
Person2: hes a national threat

by OhFuckImAt7/11 November 7, 2024

Pail Nation

To pail nation is to attack a group of three people considered under 13 or attack one adult whilst under the influence.

"My friend accidentally did a pail nation yesterday"

by justhypeblue November 13, 2024

National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

National Creampie Day

On this day any girl you like has to be your twinkie for the entire day.

Marcus: Happy National Creampie Day

Tiffany: what do you mean

Marcus: it means I get to fold you like a pretzel all day today.

by Marcus502 November 18, 2024

National Creampie Day

On this day November 18 any girl you like has to be your twinkie for the entire day.

Did you know today is National Creampie day and I get to put you in a pretzel

by Marcus502 November 18, 2024

national steez day

november 22 is national steez day it should be a holiday but it’s not it’s a day where all the steez members of america throw on the backwards jersey and ptso

yo bro did you hear about national steez day it’s around the corner!

by steez master 101 November 20, 2024

''National Slide tackle the short friend day''

On November 22 you can slide tackle your short friend.

''National Slide tackle the short friend day''Is were you can slide tackle the short friend.

by National Holiday board November 21, 2024