Urk Off

Masturbating to the 1989-1998 show, Family Matters. Term derived from the character Steve Urkel.

Timmy changed the channel to TBS, which at the time was playing an old episode of Family Matters. He then proceeded to Urk Off.

by Dr. Robotron 3000 September 20, 2010

Glasses-Off

When checking out a chick that’s too fine that you have to take your glasses off when looking at her to do a double take.

Damn look at the girl she’s a glasses-off
Oh shit let me look *takes glasses off*

by hellllllloooooooos March 1, 2020

Fall off in your shit

When you fall off in somebody shit you beat the fuck out of them or hit them or fight them normally use towards women who don’t know how to keep their hands to themselves

Keep putting your hands on me and I’m a fall off in your shit

See if I fall off in your shit now I’m wrong

by Of_77n22nd February 11, 2025

Scratch-off authority

Authority figures, with veneer of legitimacy so thin, that it can be readily removed, to reveal the criminal constitution that is beneath.

The mother was a hypocrit, and a scratch-off authority, with a history of criminal faults, that she hid behind the facade of respectable, government, employee.

by ancestaera June 26, 2020

Jerking Off in 4k

To do something absolutely meaningless, but do it big or be extra about it.

"I don't know why he's doing all this. He might as well be jerking off in 4k."

by FoxFae March 5, 2025

Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.

I was so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

blowing the dust off the book

when one brings up a joke or a bit from the past

wow bro my handwriting used to be- and I'm really blowing the dust off the book with this one, dog water. but now its good

by M3 Garand August 27, 2025