White Hairy Buffalo

A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.
Ex): Chad: Dude, don’t go there man. Sarah was some high school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.

Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.

Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.

Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.

Checklist:

1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school

3. Think about him/her every now and then

4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person

6. “The One That Got Away”
by Shley May 29, 2019
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White Hairy Buffalo

Your friend/significant other from high school or your hometown that you would’ve married if you never left your hometown. This said person is someone who you always have feelings for, and said feelings reopen like a poorly mended wound every time you see said person.
Ex): Preston is my white hairy Buffalo.

Ex):

Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”

Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”

Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”
by Shley May 29, 2019
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Black-and-white cookie

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White cheese

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I ate white cheese today”
“Dude, her white cheese tasted amazing”
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DJ White Chocolate

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My balls are sore from that DJ White Chocolate we did yesterday!
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The White Man Flip

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Hey man after work do you want to do the white man flip with me
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dark white guy

Any person who is normally dark is eaither : Mexican Native American or Asian but the word to describe a dark white guy is Quattro Polimith
"Hey Guys that a Mexican" no Matt its a Quattro Polimith" a dark white guy
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