gone off ham

When you leave ham in the fridge for too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off ham tastes like dead skin.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

Poop on me and lick it off

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.

I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Freak off

A party Zahara makes

"Zahara is doing a party tonight" person one

"So a freak off than" person two

"Of course it's Zahara she always does freak offs" person one

by Benover4england September 25, 2024

off my case

no longer criticizing or harassing someone.

"I faked a defeat just to get him off my case"

by Arminkshipper March 27, 2025

Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.

Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!

by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009