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turn off your notifications

If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.
if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?

person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*

(I’m person 2 🙂)
by NikitaGaveMeApples! August 4, 2022
mugGet the turn off your notificationsmug.

Bump off

When the unsub doesnt have anymoney to buy dope he can take a phone and bump it off for the dope .
Ol boy came to bump off your iphone 7 off for 30 cents I came out on top in that deal.
by #CapnIWontSaveHer November 28, 2017
mugGet the Bump offmug.

Blast Off

When a girl is sitting on an erect penis and the man cums so hard she shoots off it.
Girl : My man gave me such a Blast Off last night I got whiplash
by jordanBoost May 22, 2016
mugGet the Blast Offmug.

slab off

to get off, or to say that tommy matthews is a poor ugly nigger, with a bunch of dogs surrounding his busted ass house. with that big ass wardrobe on his porch.
"yea", slab off on dat water.
by John Dais March 7, 2009
mugGet the slab offmug.

Off the Bush

The Act of an individual blowing your cover, or making you look bad in front of particular company.
Damn Matan, you didn't have to throw me off the bush like that
by ChewyLafa May 6, 2022
mugGet the Off the Bushmug.

go off the boil

To lose one’s intensity or interest on something.
Don’t go off the boil because of this one deviation Michael. Stay focused!
by Sicilian Cowboy November 7, 2023
mugGet the go off the boilmug.

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