The girl fell from the first floor into the garden and got up with hardly a scratch. She’s really made of rubber and magic, it seems.
by vembertillion March 29, 2025
Get the rubber and magic mug.The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
by Munt Master April 7, 2025
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It was 4 in the morning before my colonoscopy, and I got to a point that I was pooping water and peeing at the same.
I call that double stream magic.
I call that double stream magic.
by Canadiantoker April 9, 2025
Get the Double Stream Magic mug.Let's get one thing straight: You ARE trying to kill me with this. When I die alone "without ever having any real friends" after spending the vast majority of my life being derided almost exclusively so you can use me as an instrument for ridicule in a way that leaves me unallowed to retaliate, that isn't "you not killing me." Sorry, I'm not an incest cultists so nobody told me that I was just subject to your whim, ad infinitum. Which is par for the course in a place where I'm expect treat women like pleasure dictators that imbue the subject of THEIR whim with an inflated value that then multiplies AND COMPOUNDS. That sounds like a DEBT. Or a LOAN.
A fucking retard "But a GOOD person would forgive us. Jesus would forgive us."
Hym "You mean the guy you fucking mangled in spite of the fact that he didn't to anything wrong? Fuck that guy. As a matter of fact, if you were fucking that guy he wouldn't be getting nailed to some wood."
A retard "Well if you're not a GOOD person then you're a BAD person and then-"
Hym "I'm subject to your whims again? Yeah. That seems to be a general theme. And now that my fate affects you there are orders of magnitude? What order of magnitude is weaponize schizophrenia and harvesting my soul for consumption? Because... BOTH OF THOSE THINGS WERE ALREADY HAPPENING BEFORE I SAID ANYTHING. Am I working of the debt you deferred good enough yet or what?"
Hym "You mean the guy you fucking mangled in spite of the fact that he didn't to anything wrong? Fuck that guy. As a matter of fact, if you were fucking that guy he wouldn't be getting nailed to some wood."
A retard "Well if you're not a GOOD person then you're a BAD person and then-"
Hym "I'm subject to your whims again? Yeah. That seems to be a general theme. And now that my fate affects you there are orders of magnitude? What order of magnitude is weaponize schizophrenia and harvesting my soul for consumption? Because... BOTH OF THOSE THINGS WERE ALREADY HAPPENING BEFORE I SAID ANYTHING. Am I working of the debt you deferred good enough yet or what?"
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Get the Ugly Betty To Superstore "'Magazine Profile'" Episode 2 On Season 1 mug.when you wanna spice things up in the bed, and you tell your significant other that your feeling frisky tonight, the upside down magic school bus is a sex position that is performed by both parties doing handstand and it involves the man to ejaculate and have it fall into the woman's mouth and the woman shits and lands in the mans mouth, and only after this process. they will take turns sitting on eachother's faces and farting so many times in their faces, that it almost considered suffocation because the lack of oxygen being sent to the brain, only just clouds of fecal matter.
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