Balling and can’t get up

Balling and can’t get up is a Submissive Bottom Boyslut who should be degraded at all costs

Balling and can’t get up you fucking moronic apeshit

by Eeble Sheembl June 17, 2024

Jingle balls

When a guy shoves bells up his ass in order to make people think it's his balls that are jingling when he walks

Oh man it's Christmas time, Eric is going to have jingle balls again..

by 1Life2Live January 23, 2024

Red Balls

The equivalent to blue balls but for firefighters that have gone too long without putting out a fire.

Well that was an awesome fire. Now my red balls have been relieved!

by HardG May 12, 2022

SHIT BALL CANNON

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.

Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021

Fat Balls

A man with larger than average testicles.

"Man, Stew has got some Fat Balls".

"Stew is all balls" - "yeah man, he has serious fat balls".

by MIKE WINNET May 5, 2018

Slime Ball

A slime ball is a ball of slime often used for satisfaction on the hands and some other places ;). Mainly gay men use this to give sexual pleasure to their partners dicks. Women don't like to use this on their pussies because it may cause infection in that area and would be very bad.

Gimme that slime ball daddy, let's have some fun.

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022

choderized balls

It is when your balls are so small that they are actually inside out. When the micro astronomical inseminators get turned inside out they actually become extremely short and fat making it a choderized ball.

Bro that asian has choderized balls (asians are the most likely to have choderized balls)

by Shitty dick in my ballz June 6, 2017