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what the heckk... sex penis?

is when u dont fookin know what sex penis is
Person 1: I have a girlfriend she kisses me for a long time
Person 2: What the heckk... sex penis?
by WhatTheHeckk September 22, 2020
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Title of your sex tape

Some people heard it from Brooklyn nine nine

Something that sounds weird and wrong in a sexual way
Person: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop?

Person 2: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop? Title of your sex tape.
by Goozery February 27, 2019
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consensual sex in the missionary position

The most disgusting act one can engage in.
Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.
by Anonymous101100 December 9, 2008
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gay thwart sex incest

Cambridge Dictionary defines "thwarting" as the action of a gay male putting his testicles into a another gay male's anus and deliberately attempting to catch HIV; or, when a gay male puts his entire mouth, teeth and all, into the anus, to eat out the HIV.

In the case of gay thwart sex incest, it is combined with convential homosexual fornication, between blood-related family members.

This is a fact, according to Yahoo Answers user Billie - a general practitioner of 38 years.
Normal person - You're ugly.

Gay person - FUCK YOU. Try do what you want, i will fucking gay thwart sex incest you
by Curryshak2 October 17, 2013
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Bandera bread sex trade

This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...
I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.
by Bog-man November 1, 2016
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Gordie Howe Sex Club

Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.
"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."
by Doc Irysch May 27, 2013
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