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consensual sex in the missionary position

The most disgusting act one can engage in.
Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.
by Anonymous101100 December 9, 2008
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gay thwart sex incest

Cambridge Dictionary defines "thwarting" as the action of a gay male putting his testicles into a another gay male's anus and deliberately attempting to catch HIV; or, when a gay male puts his entire mouth, teeth and all, into the anus, to eat out the HIV.

In the case of gay thwart sex incest, it is combined with convential homosexual fornication, between blood-related family members.

This is a fact, according to Yahoo Answers user Billie - a general practitioner of 38 years.
Normal person - You're ugly.

Gay person - FUCK YOU. Try do what you want, i will fucking gay thwart sex incest you
by Curryshak2 October 17, 2013
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Bandera bread sex trade

This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...
I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.
by Bog-man November 1, 2016
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Gordie Howe Sex Club

Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.
"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."
by Doc Irysch May 27, 2013
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Blood Sugar Sex Magik

The 5th studio album by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, released on September 24, 1991. The band's breakthrough album that brought them mainstream success with songs like "Give It Away" and "Under the Bridge." Supposedly the band's best album according to music critics. Their first album with producer Rick Rubin of Warner Bros.

Track Listing:
1. The Power of Equality
2. If You Have to Ask

3. Breaking the Girl

4. Funky Monks

5. Suck My Kiss

6. I Could Have Lied

7. Mellowship Slinky in B Major

8. The Righteous & the Wicked

9. Give It Away

10. Blood Sugar Sex Magik

11. Under the Bridge

12. Naked in the Rain

13. Apache Rose Peacock

14. The Greeting Song

15. My Lovely Man
16. Sir Psycho Sexy

17. They're Red Hot
The song "Soul To Squeeze" recorded along with this album was released as a single in 1993 and included on the Greatest Hits CD.
The documentary titled "Funky Monks" showed the band during the recording process for Blood Sugar Sex Magik, and shows the feelings and emotions of the band that would then be put onto the songs on album.
by FACE JINHURTONS September 6, 2010
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cigarettes after sex fan

usually a hopeless romantic that dreams of having a soulmate and or got hurt by their ex. Seeking comfort and nostalgia of memories they once had from a previous relationship through the lyrics.
Where's Chris?

Oh you know, he's a cigarettes after sex fan so most likely in his room napping to them.
by Mremt June 4, 2022
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