Tweezing-off

The act of masturbating with a a pair of tweezers, due to having a small penis.

I was up late last night and I heard my friend tweezing-off. I could tell because i heard the sounds of moaning and metal clicking together

by Sir Bitchinz Lotz October 13, 2011

Blew the doors off

To be exceedingly better than everything or everybody else.

The chicken wings at this bar blow the doors off everybody elses.

She blew the doors off this I.Q. test.

by JerrysWords May 4, 2025

Hussing one off

Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.

James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?

Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*

by terk! March 3, 2024

Gator-Off

Gatorade and Smirnoff. A drink invented by a hardass wannabe who thought it'd be cool to lose braincells and gain electrolytes at the same time.

I downed some Gator-Off at homecoming, impressed?

by Fagalot October 12, 2009

chooped off

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by THEMOTHERMILF April 4, 2018

Arcing Off

When you hook up a "TENS" electro-therapy unit to your nads and taint, crank the setting to max and jerk off to completion.

ive just been staying at home "arcing off"

by JD BY-RYDER September 16, 2025

Fuck off nowhere

Somewhere far away from society

He lives in the middle of fuck off nowhere

by Bronana13 March 20, 2021