stye baby

When you get a stye in your eye, after making fun of a pregnant woman.

I made fun of the pregnant doctor and I woke up with a stye baby.

by Fancy Duck Jr. November 3, 2022

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Baby Teen

A teenager with a baby face. Odds are they act like they are 9. Typically, they are the most annoying fucks on the face of the planet. Acts like a golden retriever. Typically are named Matt.

Oh my god! That Baby Teen is here. My night is ruined!

by Mr. Daydream December 5, 2023

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Baby eater

1)One who does us all a favor by eating these tiny, ugly, gross, screaming pieces of crap
2) People who eat babies on the regular

Bob: Hey, Jeff are you a baby eater

Jeff: HELL YEAH! I even won in the baby eating contest

by Human slug March 11, 2020

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noun.

(1) someone with an unnatural or social unacceptable attraction to baby pandas and baby panda media (videos, pictures, children stories involving pandas).

(2) someone who craves the soft supple flesh of a baby panda,which is traditionally barbecued.

(3) someone who is engaged in sweet sweet love with an underage panda.

my girl would have saved that child from the burning building, but she is a baby pandaphiliac and was salivating over some you tube video involving pandas on slides.

by madking_the_artist November 28, 2012

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Fur baby

a cute dog or other free pet who loves to snuggle

oh who is my little fur baby

by Voidoutdoors September 7, 2024

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Jelly babies

Jelly babies. A sweet produced in 1864, which means society has been filled joy and yums for 158 years. What we ate in 1863 to keep us happy? We didnt. The world was in sorrow and pain without jelly babies in the world. The yummiest scrumptiousest sweets are the no.1 reason why the serotonin of children and adults across the globe is flying through their little skull roofs.

Jelly babies are cool

by Fishyboysuserwasstoled July 30, 2022

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