White Knighting

When you are receiving a blumpkin from your serving wench and you unsheath your sword from her oral scabbard and tap her on her left and right cheeks before blowing your load all over her face, thereby bestowing your royal seed upon her and elevating her to the ignoble position of Lady of the Lieu.

While sitting on my throne and making a deposit into the Royal Privy a licentious lass doth performed fellatio upon my broad sword. Whence forth I unsheathed thy sword from her succulent scabbard, slapped it across both cheeks and White Knighting her with thy Royal Jelly, thus elevating her to the position of Lady of the Lieu.

by Spin Shady January 13, 2021

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Basic white girl

Someone who follows trends set by white girls

Grecia Quijije is a basic white girl

by Grecia’s brother August 3, 2025

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Swaggy white boy

- a fine white boy with an earring and a buzz cut, the occasional white beater, and top tier music taste

- damn that’s a fine ass swaggy white boy.

by Whatsup123c1c3 September 27, 2022

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White Boy Down

if the white boy says "white boy down" that means he is full and his stupid metabolism has finally given up. usually said melancholically, as there is nothing a white boy with an insane metabolism loves more than to eat.

*halfway through third plate* white boy down :(

by CMOSbattery December 5, 2025

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