The Blow Hand Love Career should not, NOT be taken lightly. Originally created in Ancient China, only the highest concubines of the emperor would learn such a trick. Later it was uncovered at the end of the nineteenth century by the British.
This is where a woman switches from a blow job to a hand job every fifteen minutes switching at least until the man shoots cum regularily. Anyway, when the woman has done this she will lick her hands clean of jiz and then starts to have anus sex with the man. When that is finished she shall excrete the males ejaculation onto her hands and eat it as the man enjoys the sight.
To fully appreciate and recreate The Blow Hand Love Career the man should cut a hole at the tip of a condom to make an essence of shooting cum. Also, it should take at least two hours.
This is where a woman switches from a blow job to a hand job every fifteen minutes switching at least until the man shoots cum regularily. Anyway, when the woman has done this she will lick her hands clean of jiz and then starts to have anus sex with the man. When that is finished she shall excrete the males ejaculation onto her hands and eat it as the man enjoys the sight.
To fully appreciate and recreate The Blow Hand Love Career the man should cut a hole at the tip of a condom to make an essence of shooting cum. Also, it should take at least two hours.
"Connor... I think I'm ready for the Blow Hand Love Career," Nora said shyly.
"Honey, you know it takes a lot of work and responsibility it isn't like some lousy job, its a career. Are you ready for that?" Josh questioned authoritatively.
~Three Hours Later~
"You've done well my Sofia," smiled Connor.
"My name's Nora," she stated looking angrier by the second.
"Oh shi-"
"Honey, you know it takes a lot of work and responsibility it isn't like some lousy job, its a career. Are you ready for that?" Josh questioned authoritatively.
~Three Hours Later~
"You've done well my Sofia," smiled Connor.
"My name's Nora," she stated looking angrier by the second.
"Oh shi-"
by TruthaboutMe January 25, 2010
Get the The Blow Hand Love Careermug. What the object of your affection says when they sense you're interested but just want to be friends. (Esp. in text messages "U noe I luv ya")
You: "Oh okay nevermind then we don't have to meet up today."
Him/Her: "Yeah sorry. You know I love ya!"
Him/Her: "Yeah sorry. You know I love ya!"
by Lee-Er May 20, 2004
Get the you know I love yamug. We caught Ebenezer and Zachariah performing the love that dare not speak its name, so they were banished from the town, never to return.
by Ward and June Cleaver October 2, 2004
Get the The love that dare not speak its namemug. 
"Never let love conquer knowledge" -azhaiaziam
don't let love get in the way or make you forget about what you already know.. (about a person)
don't let love get in the way or make you forget about what you already know.. (about a person)
"Never let love conquer knowledge"
You know your boyfriends cheats but you forgive him because you love him..
You know your boyfriends cheats but you forgive him because you love him..
by Lani Nguyen September 22, 2011
Get the Never let love conquer knowledgemug. Something that can be both good and bad.
Usually when you grow so close to a friend, you develop feelings for them. Can be good and bad depending on if they also like you. If not you will usually feel embarrassed.
Usually when you grow so close to a friend, you develop feelings for them. Can be good and bad depending on if they also like you. If not you will usually feel embarrassed.
Person 1: How do you stop being in love with your best friend?
Person 2: Uh I dunno?
Person 1: Oh ok
Person 2: Wait... did you ask me because you like me?
Person 1: Uhh... maybe
Scenario 1 (Good ending)
Person 2: Wow really I like you too!
Scenario 2 (Bad ending)
Person 2: I'm sorry but I don't feel the same way. We can still be friends though!
Person 2: Uh I dunno?
Person 1: Oh ok
Person 2: Wait... did you ask me because you like me?
Person 1: Uhh... maybe
Scenario 1 (Good ending)
Person 2: Wow really I like you too!
Scenario 2 (Bad ending)
Person 2: I'm sorry but I don't feel the same way. We can still be friends though!
by I<3Chickens August 26, 2022
Get the Being in love with your best friendmug. Ha u lonely.
by Khaleel_Light May 6, 2021
Get the my mom does not love memug.