Dark Zoning

When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.

Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.

Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning

by TheHuskySpam March 27, 2020

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granny-zoned

When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.

I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.

by Chequered-ear Rabbit May 22, 2020

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Corona Zone

When practicing social distancing, the space needed between folks to avoid being infected with Coronavirus (covid-19).

Dude, step back you're invading my corona zone...a little more...more...okay, you're good now.

Also known as spray zone, spit zone or splatter zone

by Katydid...well, sometimes... March 18, 2020

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Dealer Zone

Related to the "friend zone", this is when someone strings along a drug dealer to get better prices.

Amber: so you're going to see D-Dog again? Are things heating up?
Brittany: hell na, he's in the dealer zone so I can get $50 quarters

by docbuzzo June 23, 2016

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boat zone

a mess of lunatics and edgy teens on discord who make amogus jokes. how much more do you need? people who wish death and edgy furries, nolives and many more!

"Man, this place is a mess!"

"Yeah, It's a real boat zone."

by Bonk Lord March 17, 2022

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