zached

rounding up the split tab so you can over charge your friends

Went to the bar the other night with Jason and the tab came to $110. Jason sent me an apple pay request for $60. Totally zached me. What a douche.

by mrmixx August 24, 2022

zach herron

he has a nose
a hot one
tho it kinda sticks up
he can't burp
at all.

he burped for the first time when he was 18
he's my husband
his sister is named after a chocolate brand (reese)

his brother ryan had a MASSIVE glow up
he's hot
and cute
and handsome
and he's part of why don't we
his bestie is called Jack avery
he doesn't like you.

but he likes me.

not you :)

" ZACH HERRON IS MY BOYFRIEND "

"NO HE'S MINE"

"GO AWAY HE'S MINE YOU CAN HAVE CORBYN"

"HE HAS A FUNNY NOSE"

"HIS NOSE LOOKS NICER THAN YOU"

by herron08loml September 7, 2022

Zach Propaganda

When you see propaganda about the French or California it's most likely Zach trying to get you to vote him for president to stop the dark future of the year know as 2042

Zach: California in the dark future will become its own country, and it'll be communist
Random dude: Now that's some Zach Propaganda

by The Jonkler September 29, 2022

zach

big black boi with thick legs and noodle arms he looks like a nerd but has the iq of a monkey but it makes sense cuz he is one and is super gay but not gay

zach is black

by adam johnathon October 12, 2022

Zach

A man named zach

This is zach

by SkinnySeal April 28, 2022

Zach

Fucking autistic dog

zach is a little bitch with no friends and doesnt SHUT THE FUCK UP

by PhilbertKratosIII April 28, 2022

Zach

Zach is a bastard who blocks you out of nowhere makes you feel like your nothing when you really like him and he will talk to you then leave u in deilevered snob you then end up blocking you he is an all round dose and i hope he dies him and his big square head

Someone: is that zach?
Me: yes you can tell cause hes so ugly and has a square head

by Minnie mouses bestie December 29, 2021