willy’s wank

A man named Willy had the largest black hairy penis ever. Btw he is a white man

Dude did you see willy’s Wank yesterday

by Theloveofmanywords May 15, 2018

Willy Sweater

a condom

Random Slut: Just do it already!

Man: Nah it's a little cold in here. I think I'll slip on a willy sweater.

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by awesome_austin... January 21, 2012

Dry willie

A disappointing dick pic.

Joey sent me the most gross dry willie last night when I asked him for a dick pic.

by AgentBanana April 27, 2015

wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.

“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.

by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018

half-willy

When you stare at something and your dick gets half hard.

Dude 1: Yo, that girl gave me a half-willy!
Dude 2: A what?!?
Dude 1: A half-willy dude! Look it up!

by Dick Hardsworth September 11, 2016

Willy White

When ones self uses food coloring to dye ones butt hole a certain color. Especially for ones sexual partner named Tony.

" I'm gonna go Willy white my butt hole."

by TrashyButClassy July 14, 2017

willie williamson

A man usually just with a chide.he is unliked and no one speaks to him.

He gets beat up every day by a boy called rasheed.

Willie is a gimp

Willie Williamson went to the shops

by Louis is a gimp January 14, 2017