Ryan

If you have this name, you are a gay male who looks like a fucking stick with a small ass penis. This name means that you are the biggest faggot in the school. You are a scrawny piece of shit. Your mom probably doesn't love you. Also, you are always the aggressor.

Person 1: Yo, did you see the new stick outside
Person 2: You mean Ryan?
Person 1: Yea, that's what I meant.

by iamameem February 28, 2019

Ryan

An absolute fucking douchbag who thinks his scrawny ass can "squat more than you"

Ryan is the dog shit on the bottom of your shoe and makes out with another dudes girlfriend

by OctopusDick December 14, 2018

ryan

the biggest fuck boy out there, you may think he is a good guy but you are wrong and will learn the hard way. not only does he have the biggest forehead on earth he has the smallest dick to ever walk the earth. fuck a bitch named ryan

don’t fuck around with a ryan

by georgia sauce February 13, 2020

Ryan

A good kid loves surfing football and basketball. Gets that vagina

Ryan is so sexy

by El problema February 10, 2018

Ryan

a bad ass btch who is nice but then doesn’t care about anything. who’s dick is ten thousand sky high. and gets friendzoned by everyone. BUT HES A GOOD GUY. everyone needs a ryan

ryan is such a good friend. he’s so easy to talk to

by tenthosandskyhigh10000 November 26, 2017

Ryan

a guy who is utterly afraid of the truth he has to cover it up with lies, and those lies build up til he actually believes them, also commonly described as slutty, tends to have sex where he can get it, from potentially anyone without consent or even to cover up wrongdoings within relationships. usually super unattractive but will follow you around like a puppy dog. Likes to steal ideas. Thinks everyone is in competition with him or wants to sleep with him. also cries a lot. will say “ that’s a hate crime” to get out of terrible

did you hear that nicole pulled a ryan? yeah, she completely broke girl code!

by iamangelbaby June 17, 2020

Ryan

Gayest Creature alive, possible behind the second gayest creature alive known as Nafij. His one main goal is defeat all the brown people and claim all the Lolis in his basement. Scientists still don’t know how his body can support his head or how his head is so big. One hypothesis is he is an intellectual among our species, or he is an alien from another planet. One common idea is that he’s a brown retard medic main

Example: Stop doing that you ryan

by DexTheChex October 27, 2019