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widgeums 

Widgeums (pronounced widge-uhms) is a nickname for a small and tender phallus. Similar to that of a Widgey but much smaller almost cute even.
Aww did someone hurt his widgeums falling over?
widgeums by BigmamaEel July 26, 2024

smiggly widget

a commonly used derogatory term used by women to refer to small penises.
¨ me and Brian hooked up last night, and he has a smiggly widget

wall widget 

a device used by the government to unsettle people and make them panic
The wall widget had the historical American uneasy.
wall widget by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019
To be beaten or defeated, usually by a random chance. Esp. if you do something really stupid that screws yourself over. Also used as bragging, like owned or pwned.
Man, you got widdged.
I just widgged myself. Damn, that was stupid.
Widgged by Mike LaStaza October 8, 2005
omg that kid is so widgity.
widgity by ericaaaa June 25, 2008

Widespot 

A place in a small southwestern Virginia town beside the carwash and across from The Little Store where younger people (and people who've been graduated for 10 years but can't let go) go to drink, bump and hang out and where old people go to have yardsales.
"Is Clint over at the Widespot?"
Widespot by blondefortunecookie March 25, 2009