wanker

a person that you either lost a fight to, or won a fight to

trevor got me in the jaw, what a fucking wanker

by hideB!tch February 1, 2020

party wanker

The act of masturbating (wanking) whilst in a party with your mates, that are in earshot of your moaning through the headset.

I came back and put on my headset and was greeted with vigorous sexual noises coming from a member (Kellah) in the party. Kellah is a blooming party wanker!

by brendanmeagher April 20, 2020

Wanker

Commonly used as an insult the word wanker commonly regards to someone who wanks twice or more a day

Ezmond you are such a fucking wanker get out the cubicle and jizz in a mans mouth

by the preacher February 10, 2020

Wuhan wanker

A man from wuhan with the corona virus but is a nice man also

Kai boulton is a wuhan wanker

by Small booga February 17, 2020

Crane wanker

In first person shooter games, this is a person who likes to camp at the absolute highest point of the map (such as a crane) giving them unfair amount of high visibility than all the other players and snipe people from the sky. Regarded as annoying and having poor marksmanship strategy.

Wow, I died to a proper crane wanker! Take your shite weapon and sod right off mate!

by Kit Rat February 20, 2020

porsche wanker

porsche wanker is a likeable down to earth guy into german sports cars

i would rather be a porsche wanker than a ferrari f-wit, no one likes them !

by razr rsr March 17, 2020

Kunai wanker

Kunai wanker refers to person who plays Wraith in the Apex Legends 24/7 and does have kunai heirloom. Once rare item, nowadays used as an identifier of a wanker.

Freddy: Look at this kunai wanker in our team.

Johnny: Oh god, he will be totally useless again. RIP the ranked points.

by voyceboy November 23, 2020