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nicest wanker in the world

When you are done with someone’s past shit, but you still end up helping them when their shit has sideways.
That guy hates my guts, but he still got me out of a jam. He’s the Nicest Wanker In The World!”

“Might not like him, but I’ll help. I’m the Nicest Wanker In The World!”
by Unsung Hero 2023 July 14, 2023
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Adam is a wanker

When you make books and game boards for work your nickname is Adam is a wanker
Oh that guy, yeah he makes books he’s Adam and a wanker
Adam is a wanker
by Ross Griffin February 13, 2024
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Piss wanker

Someone who really ballsed up and needs some sense knocking into them in the form of a meaningless insult
Why would you do that you piss wanker!?
by Baggimac October 5, 2023
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J-Wanker

People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.
So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?
by anonymous July 12, 2022
mugGet the J-Wankermug.

Wanker

jeff:hey, i got you lunch!
you: thanks jeff! you're such a wanker!
by disturbation April 29, 2021
mugGet the Wankermug.

Wanker Wall

Two cars driving approximately the same speed, in separate lanes of a two lane road, making it impossible for traffic to get passed either of them.
Wow I might actually be able to make it to the game on time! Whoops, stuck behind a Wanker Wall, never mind. driving edgy MEMEs road rage dumb ass
by 3Kool5Skool October 17, 2015
mugGet the Wanker Wallmug.

Wankering

Being hung by your dick
Oh Ron I've been bad please wankering me by the fan
by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017
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