Vampired

When you find a person that is begging to be made fun of while driving, you roll down your window, call them out based upon their general appearance, and when they look at you, you yell as loud as you can BLAUGHHHHHHHH like a vampire.

"Hey fat ass in the eagles jersey, BLAUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You've been vampired

by Timmy Doo Rags March 24, 2009

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vampire diaries

A show watched by sissy femboys that love vampires and "Romantic Comedy's "

vampire diaries-Omg Sisters did you see the scary Spooky vampire
Yikes that was spooky 19 million players

by OldManDan69 May 27, 2021

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vampire mustache

A ring of menstral blood on the upper lip caused by eating a girl out on her period.

I didn't know she was raggin but when I cane up I had a wicked vampire mustache.

by MrBubbleBukake March 03, 2015

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faggot vampirism

v. Participating, desiring or indulging in any lewd act of sexual misconduct or perversion while developing an intent to push unsuspecting victims into the same fate in the hopes of creating a new societal norm, or business.

There was a faggot vampirism outbreak in the Canadian police and military forces during the 1990s, it's gone dark since - but it's still there cause none of them have the balls to clean it up and actually protect the people.

by Alpinta December 26, 2023

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