Tomato Zach

A grumpy and hardworking dude, Tomato Zach is an icon. He loves to roast people, and watch sketchy YouTube videos. If you have a Tomato Zach in your life, prepare to get roasted. He loves his Jeep and keeps it in perfect condition. If you step on his perfect lawn, you better run cause he loves it.

Tomato Zach is salty and mean.

by Santa squad November 14, 2018

Zach Konrad

Sweet innocent and prude. will never get into anyones pants because he is too prude. generally nice guy but because of this will never get any action because hes to scared of girls

A nun gets more action then a Zach Konrad

by potpie2 December 13, 2010

zach hochberg

A man who is ugly, fat, and fails 9th grade but somehow pulls the baddest bitch in the club.

Damn I wish I was a Zach hochberg last night.

by Gary Townsend May 15, 2018

Zach

He do be cute doe

Man, Zach is pretty heckin adorable.

by lauren_islegit August 19, 2020

Zach

A type of kid diagnosed with cancer.

Hey zach you have fucking cancer.

by Sam Kakos February 27, 2021

ballsack zach

A name used towards a person with the name Zach or Zachary to either represent friendliness or aggression. This term can also be shortened to B.S.Z if already known by the specific Zach

Friendly; "Hey ballsack Zach! How's ya doin buddy!"
Aggressive;"hey watch when your going ballsack Zach!"

by Mr. Wiggles giggle May 24, 2017

Zach

A really cool, chill, caring guy. Doesn't talk all the time, but is there for you when you need him. Zach is a man of many talents and overall is just the perfect man.

Person 1. OMG is that Zach?
Person 2. I think it is!!
Person 3. He is like, so awesome!!

by kyle_pogz January 16, 2023