Sauna Poo

When you go to have a shower in your bathroom but while you wait for it to warm up you use the toilet. Whilst you squeeze one out on the toilet, the shower creates steam within the bathroom giving you the effect of having a poo in a sauna. Sometimes this can cause poo sweats.

Sorry I'm late, went for a shower but then treated myself too a sauna poo!

by BVO1 April 7, 2010

King Poo

A person who isn't right in the head but still likes to have a lot of fun

Person 1"Shes a lot of fun"

Person 2"That must be King Poo"

by Layne123 December 21, 2016

Poo powder

Explosion between your legs resonating from your anus producing a small cloud of toxic dehydrated feces causing an eratic disruption to the nostrils

"This is bullshit"
"No, it's poo powder"

by Bill with 1 L March 16, 2019

poo sheet

A sheet, on which one may wipe one's poo.

"Abi, you used the last poo sheet! Hand me one will you?"

by SallyBean January 10, 2009

Poo-Ragger

When a party runs out of toilet paper, a poo-ragger is one who will use a hand towel in lou of lack of TP. After using the hand towel the poo-ragger will through the crumpled mess into a corner in the bathroom and deny that the aforementioned event ever happened.

Friend: Dude what is that smell?
Friend 2: Idk dude... Wait is that a poo-rag in the corner.
Friend: It totally is. Shit, who knew there was a poo-ragger at the party last night...

by Ms. Sans September 15, 2010

Poo Sips

The last little bit of a malt liquor beverage that tastes nasty cuz it's warm. Often mistaken for the ass, which is the last sips of a beer.

"Scrumptious, you finish that 40?"
"Na, Browski, I just got the poo sips left."

by Browski May 5, 2006

poo thirty

the time of day when one has to take his/her daily dump. usually after eating some sort of Mexican food.

Wow, its already poo thirty for me. That doesnt usually happen until later.

by samsonite56 October 28, 2010