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Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.
Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024
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Mario gay!

A word me and my friends say when we’re uncomfortable with what the other person is doing, sorta like a safe word?
Say I slap her gluteus “MARIO GAY!” Whoops!
by Maxamilliondolla September 26, 2025
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Mario

A fat ass who is a real pain in the ass and is always there when you don't want him to. He is super annoying at his worst. He loves to play the most modern games like overwatch and fortnite but is always super bad at them and rages for any little thing that happens. he is almost always seen in a green sweater
Oh my god annouing mario is here.
by resbect June 6, 2018
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Mario

He’s extremely intelligent, smart, serious, talented and awesome. Inside that serious appearance you hide a pure and honest soul, we all can see that through the brightness in your eyes.

Here’s a little poem I wrote for you:

When the sun caress your face,

When the wind embrace you with kindness,

You will know that your existence is precious.

Your hands create pure art,

Your words are the most beautiful passage,

Every step you take is getting you closer to your dreams.
-"Do you know Mario?"
+"Yeah, someday we will dominate the world."
by Delta_Omega April 5, 2019
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Mario

Talks a lot of shit and bully’s people who don’t wanna fight back
Your a Mario also know as a bitch
by Mario mj November 21, 2021
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best friend mario

Best Friend Mario is a meaning of having a best friend that would care about you and only likes you for your food. He is also a cat.
by smh_mxa September 19, 2016
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SUPER MARIO GOT MILK

An old SML video that MarioLogan made on June 13th, 2023. It was a video where Logan Thirtyacre and Lance Thirtyacre was playing Super Mario Bros and couldn't get to the second level, they eventually get bored and then Mario comes out of the tv and drinks milk from their refrigerator!
Chilly: Do you remember SUPER MARIO GOT MILK?
Logan: The video I made in December 2007?
by MarioLogan June 29, 2023
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