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Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.
You wish you were a Jeff.
by JoRae December 10, 2019
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Jeff

Slightly soft, likes gardening and canning cucumbers, making salsa, being in weddings, probably had a colostomy at one point, and has definitely been to jail.
“That’s some great salsa, what a Jeff”
by Peppayourface September 30, 2025
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sherry vrs jeff

A planty life app experience so extensive that it caused a pop culture ripple. #Sherryborarules #jeffexitstageleft.

She is an inspiration to all plant folks everywhere all hail sherry!
Man did you see that epic battle sherry vrs jeff?
by Whiterabbit1984 July 1, 2023
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jeff juan jose

he is a mehican god. jeff juan jose likes them memes memes and more memes. Mostly depressing memes.
ya yeet

Yeetus deletus

litty
mo bamba

sicko mode
harambe
memes
by jeff juan jose boiiis March 6, 2019
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Jeff Ross

He is the RoastMaster General. Known for being the best insult comic in America, you will most likely see him in one of those celebrity roasts they do every year.
Person One: "Hey man, did you see that Tom Brady roast? It was epic!"
Person Two: "Yeah... Jeff Ross is at those things every single year, isn't he?"
by deflated January 15, 2025
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Jeff Bridgesy

The act of intimidating, being too much like, and/or being Nicholas Cage.
Guy 1: "Man, that motherfucker is being way too Jeff Bridgesy."

Guy 2: "What a fucking chode"
by JMFBBUDKM November 26, 2010
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Jeff

Bestest singer you ever heard very very very handsome. Steals yo mans and womanzz.
Gosh Jeff is a good singer. I wish I could be like Jeff how handsome
by Ebc1934 October 21, 2018
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