The most caring, sensitive, macho, hilarious guy you will ever meet. A Diego is someone who knows how to show a girl a good time. His humor is pure gold... he can make you crack a smile and laugh, even on the saddest day of your life. He knows you so well it’s scary- he’s a pro at reading people. He’s short, with dark hair and chocolate brown eyes, and he is such a cute lil bean! Although he acts tough, he cries sometimes. The facade can’t hide his sensitivity forever. A Diego is usually a Mexican, and as explained to me, “Here’s how dick size works: Black guys are at the top, then it’s me, Mexicans, then it’s white people, and then it’s Asians.” 😂 Even though he’s super confusing and oddly annoying at times, you can’t help but being comfortable around him. He’s super sweet, but he wouldn’t admit to that. Did I mention he’s also, like, the most inappropriate guy around? Still, you can’t help but love him! He’s got a great personality and an even better heart! Don’t let go of a Diego if you know one, because they’re absolutely fucking amazing! Thanks for always being there for me bro, I know I’m a dork, but you’re the best! 😂🤪💙😁
Brooke: Damn, is Diego really always this funny?
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!
by Ninja_Turtle_Fangirl_RAPHAEL! November 14, 2019
Get the Diego mug.Hands down the stupidest person you'll ever meet he's very funny but he can be very annoying and obnoxious and very horny. He is always fat no matter what he tries to tell you. When he gets drunk he always falls down the stairs. My name is Diego and my life is so sick I eat shit. No matter what he will always try to hit on a girl that is way out of his league. Hands down one of the best people to be friends with.
by Elizabeth added April 11, 2019
Get the Diego mug.Diego will change your life if you’re with him long enough. He is the most intelligent, patient, caring, loving, and handsome person I have ever met. He is a good listener and will listen to you and will do anything in the world to make you feel loved and heard. He makes you feel safe when you’re having those bad days. He’s extremely tall and dreamy. Look up to him and you see an angel sent from above. You will be extremely lucky if you ever get to date him. He will treat you like a queen. Stay with him, he will be loyal to you forever, even in the next life.
Friend : Who’s that tall handsome dude you were with yesterday?
Me: oh that was my bf, Diego ( blushes )
Me: oh that was my bf, Diego ( blushes )
by Nightingale2000 March 2, 2022
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Get the diego's bae mug.okay! how start? he is so handsome, when I met him .... he was being difficult, but I was always there because he was the guy who drove me crazy. I think he's the love of my life, he's my safe place. when I feel bad I go to him and he makes the moment happy.
I want to describe him a little bit, he is the most handsome boy i've ever met, he is very polite, sometimes he is serious and when he looks very sexy.
I can't put aside that he is the most sentimental person I've ever met. When he share his love with me I can't stop falling in love.
Finally, I must say that despite our fights, I love him so much and he will always have a place in my heart, whatever happens.
I want to describe him a little bit, he is the most handsome boy i've ever met, he is very polite, sometimes he is serious and when he looks very sexy.
I can't put aside that he is the most sentimental person I've ever met. When he share his love with me I can't stop falling in love.
Finally, I must say that despite our fights, I love him so much and he will always have a place in my heart, whatever happens.
by droplet pig November 22, 2021
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Home to the most chill. A city where everyone knows everyone and everyone's connected. A paradise on Earth. Home to rappers Ryan Anthony,Lil Weirdo,Lil Maru, KP2, Googie Monsta, etc. A place where each little neighborhood is divided and closeby. You got most of the good culture in Sherman Heights,Barrio Logan,Logan Heights,Linda Vista,City heights,Skyline,Lincoln Acres,Paradise Hills, Spring Valley, Lemon Grove.Weather you're on the suburban area or urban area of San Diego, it's still very beautiful. It's home to the Padres and San Diego Wave and San Diego FC. You got the people who argue between weather the Chargers are still apart of San Diego and that they're not (I just believe that they are traitors, they left us for the opps). MTS bus routes and trolleys are packed in the mornings and afternoons with kids who are going to school and back and people going to work and back. (orange line has the most fights) We got Petco park, home to the Padres. We have many things to do for people who love going out. San Diego can be a bit bipolar. We have Chicano Park Murals were painted to rep Chicano and Mexican heritage so us Mexicans don't forget where we come from
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Home to the most chill. A city where everyone knows everyone and everyone's connected. A paradise on Earth. Home to rappers Ryan Anthony,Lil Weirdo,Lil Maru, KP2, Googie Monsta, etc. A place where each little neighborhood is divided and closeby. You got most of the good culture in Sherman Heights,Barrio Logan,Logan Heights,Linda Vista,City heights,Skyline,Lincoln Acres,Paradise Hills, Spring Valley, Lemon Grove.Weather you're on the suburban area or urban area of San Diego, it's still very beautiful. It's home to the Padres and San Diego Wave and San Diego FC. You got the people who argue between weather the Chargers are still apart of San Diego and that they're not (I just believe that they are traitors, they left us for the opps). MTS bus routes and trolleys are packed in the mornings and afternoons with kids who are going to school and back and people going to work and back. (orange line has the most fights) We got Petco park, home to the Padres. We have many things to do for people who love going out. San Diego can be a bit bipolar. We have Chicano Park Murals were painted to rep Chicano and Mexican heritage so us Mexicans don't forget where we come from
Listen to these to get a better understanding of San Diegans.
To live and die in the 619- Ryan Anthony
Da(Y)Go 2- Ryan Anthony
''Yo, have you been to San Diego?''
"Yeah bro its sum else man its so so beautiful"
"I bet, The Mexicans in their lowriders is so dope man! the way that they get along w the African Americans like family is so so special and something else man! I already went but shoot lets go again!"
"Yeah bro its sum else man its so so beautiful"
"I bet, The Mexicans in their lowriders is so dope man! the way that they get along w the African Americans like family is so so special and something else man! I already went but shoot lets go again!"
by BarelySeeTheBeach February 17, 2025
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a "Diego" is an oddly shaped creature with a cane-shaped build.
if you saw somebody with that same build, you'd go.
"Oh yeah, that person is a Diego!" or "Hey, that's my buddy with the fucked up posture! yeah, we call him Diego!"
Diego (definition #2)
A Diego is a person with a strange obsession with becoming a femboy, so obsessed that if you were to encounter them, you'd see them in their usual outfit of pink thigh-high socks, belt-sized pink micro/mini skirt, a t-shirt with the words "Daddy's good little boy", and last but not least, paired with his favorite cat ears and tail!
a "Diego" is an oddly shaped creature with a cane-shaped build.
if you saw somebody with that same build, you'd go.
"Oh yeah, that person is a Diego!" or "Hey, that's my buddy with the fucked up posture! yeah, we call him Diego!"
Diego (definition #2)
A Diego is a person with a strange obsession with becoming a femboy, so obsessed that if you were to encounter them, you'd see them in their usual outfit of pink thigh-high socks, belt-sized pink micro/mini skirt, a t-shirt with the words "Daddy's good little boy", and last but not least, paired with his favorite cat ears and tail!
if you saw somebody with that same build, you'd go.
"Oh yeah, that person is a Diego (cane) !" or "Hey, that's my buddy with the fucked up posture! yeah, we call him Diego! (cane) "
"Oh yeah, that person is a Diego (cane) !" or "Hey, that's my buddy with the fucked up posture! yeah, we call him Diego! (cane) "
by baddestofthemalldafaq March 23, 2025
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