Dirty mayo

When you shit and gizz at the same time.

I pulled a dirty mayo last night.

by FamousJew May 29, 2020

Dirty Pooper

Someone who doesn't flush after taking a massive fucking shit.

Who's the dirty pooper leaving absolute hogs? Is Fran trying to bankrupt Rotor-Rooter?

by Linus Choader February 9, 2021

dirty lyndsay

There is no such thing as a Dirty Lyndsay. They are all very clean, wonderful humans. Marry her.

Dirty Lyndsay is an oxymoron.

by KingThem December 4, 2020

dirty dunce

After you do sexual work with a one night stand "hobag", (this must be done at his or her home), go to the corner of his or her room, take a dump, wipe your ass with his or her underwear, leave the underwear next to the victim, and leave.

Dude, I ended up bangin that ho last night. I had to poop when I was done, so I dirty dunced the pig.

by Droops June 10, 2008

Dirty tobin

When your friend has a dream of you being pregnant.

person 1: you better not have a dirty Tobin about me

person 2: I cant promise anything

by TheFancyPineapple April 26, 2022

Dirty Adan

The act of sneezing, and cumming at the same time resulting in a heavy nose bleed which is then used as lubricant for round two.

Dude I had my first dirty Adan and now I don’t think I can go back.

by The OG dirty Adan May 5, 2021

Dirty Destinee

A beautiful babe who absolutely oozes confidence, an absolute snack, and an incourigible flirt. If you get you a Dirty Destinee spend as much time as you can munching that box like an all you can eat buffet.

Brian found a Dirty Destinee and spent the entire night going to town on that girl like a bowl of icecream.

by Proditis Media July 1, 2020