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ten fingers ten toes

A strange greeting. For example, if you’re going to leave a function, you could say “ten fingers, ten toes, I’m out.”
Ten fingers Ten Toes, man, I gotta leave
by BeeInTheBigBlueBog October 4, 2023
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swinging ten

An expression used to describe a male with substantial phallic endowment (a large penis, i.e. a 10-inch cock).
"how the heck is that jabroni dating that hottie?"

"No doubt he's swinging ten!"
by Willimus June 22, 2016
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Easter Ten

The ten pounds you gain on Easter from eating all the foods you gave up for Lent (and haven't been able to eat for weeks!) Usually get by eating overexcessive amounts of fatty foods.
Tom: Dude, I gained the Easter Ten!
Jerry: I know! If I gave up ice cream for Lent, I would definently eat 3 cartons on Easter too.
by NOWFATTY April 12, 2009
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ten points to gryffindor!

When someone says something dirty/clever/witty or does something cool
Person 1: Bro I just realized..If air is clear to us..does that mean water is clear to fish??

Person 2: TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!
by herp dee der January 30, 2017
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cracking ten

Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.
"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."

"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"

"I gotta crack ten, be right back."
by Beef Sniper July 20, 2008
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five will get you ten

... or you will lose your five! It means the odds are even (double or nothing)
Toss a coin! Five will get you ten!
by archivista January 17, 2018
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