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space monkies

Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world.
Planet of the Apes style.
Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add.
What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians?
Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose.

What do you think of project Northwoods?
- space monkies
What do you think of project U2?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany?
- space monkies
What do you think of Nagasaki?
- space monkies
What do you think of mk ultra?
- space monkies
What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam?
- space monkey

Well give these people a break!
Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology?

Yes, but I know it.
I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do.

NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys
Did you hear the commies had program to mate humans and monkies? Yeah I did, what a bunch of space monkies!
by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021
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penguin space

The area defined by the screen of one's iPhone or smartphone.

When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.

First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.
Questioner: Why would she walk out in to the middle of the street, where she was immediately hit and killed by a car, truck or bus?
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.
by ribblesworth November 17, 2010
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Space SMP

A minecraft server ran by Spaceficial, that features a bunch of adults, two traumatized kids, and an ipad toddler. they all commit varying war crimes.
"Did you see that new lore stream on space smp?"
"yeah, the one where space gaslights all her adopted kids"
by Sunstream7 December 20, 2021
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Lost in space

If someone is Lost in space he is very high. The person doesn't know whats going on and is talking random trash.
Balz: Ay bro what's 2+2?
Larin: What are you talking about?
Lukas: Don't even try it again, he is Lost in space.
by BalzEshUme July 4, 2020
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Hammer Space

An intimate extra-dimensional storage area for cartoon hammers and the like.

Often used in video games and Animated Movies/Shows when a character can hold a seemingly infinite amount of items. Prime examples are, Spider-Ham, Steve from Minecraft, and many more.
That vulture has hammer Space - Miguel O'Hara
by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023
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aqua space

the appearance of water when the sun reflects on it, or any other glittery surface.

usually viewed post green-lungin it
K: it looks like....space!
H: yeah, like AQUA space!
K: mehhhhh...aaaaqua spaaaace
by ClUb TrEaSuReR October 25, 2005
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Space song

The really sad song on those one YouTube shorts.
2763 2763 2763 2763 2763 2763 2763 2763 2763 2763
Space song just kicked in on YouTube shorts and now my house is flooded from tears 😭.
by HamimationsFanNumber15 September 20, 2023
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