by Jsfkhkxmckbke April 9, 2021
Get the Nike socksmug. When you are so horny when you get off work that you don't even have time to get a Kleenex; all you have time to do is throw off a shoe, take off a sock & release a gooey delight after a hard day workin' for the man. Can cum in any color or size as long as you had at least 8 hours of work in them.
Also can be referred to as a really ugly girl that is used for sex. She would be a cum sock. Throw it in the washer/out-of-your-apartment when you're done & never talk to it/her until next week when you are horny again.
Also can be referred to as a really ugly girl that is used for sex. She would be a cum sock. Throw it in the washer/out-of-your-apartment when you're done & never talk to it/her until next week when you are horny again.
Brian: "Fuck Mark, I'm so horny I just blew a load in my work sock".
Mark: "Nice, sounds like a long day at the office".
Jeff: "Dude that girl was so ugly, how horny were you to have to bang her"?
Jared: "I was so horny, it was either her or a cum sock!!"
Mark: "Nice, sounds like a long day at the office".
Jeff: "Dude that girl was so ugly, how horny were you to have to bang her"?
Jared: "I was so horny, it was either her or a cum sock!!"
by Briman_one&only can't clone me August 31, 2013
Get the Work Sockmug. A sock that a human male wears around his genitalia during the night as a preventative measure for the mess caused by a wet dream.
by Maxatax1029 June 6, 2015
Get the Night Sockmug. by Youphoric August 1, 2012
Get the Rocky socksmug. A disgusting apple that tastes like it has been living inside of a sock. Usually found in things like school lunches and cafeteria food.
by desertbears July 10, 2010
Get the Sock Applemug. 
When you put a shit ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.
by Streakin Deacon December 8, 2016
Get the Aloe socksmug.