skin grafting

When a band shows up to a show right before they're supposed to play and then they make the show run late by taking forever to set up their very minimal amount of gear. Then, they put the icing on the cake by raping everyone's ears for a half hour by playing the worst...THE WORST fucking music ever.

Dude, are the White Stripes skin grafting this show? They just got here an hour late and they're fucking god-awful.

by russiansoldier July 20, 2014

stripper skin

Smooth, soft and silky skin. Often well moisturized and fragrant. Sometimes having glitter in some areas.

Kenny your skin is so soft and smooth. Yes Rachelle I have Stripper Skin.

by KennethG November 30, 2017

skin mitten

a vagina, especially a loose-fitting one, refering loosely to wearing mittens in the cold, because it's better to get some than to have nothing.

"It's wintertime, so boys get out your skin mittens."

"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."

by link ralstone December 6, 2009

winter skin

Winter skin is when a teenage girls skin peels once it becomes summer. This usually starts May 10th. If your girlfriend does not tell you about this, it means she is embarrassed about it. Winter skin is something that they don't teach you at school. So many girls suffer with a disease called "winterexoisis" which is when a girl peels skin on her whole body instead of in patches.

Mom my winter skin is peeling!
Ok do you need me to help peel it?

by kyl4.ma3 May 8, 2021

Skin Punch

An unlubed chode that hurts going into woman.

Girl 1: How was the one night stand last night?
Girl 2: Its was terrible. He gave me a Skin Punch

by Skin punch June 11, 2022

Skin a Tin

Australian Slang, To slam (drink)a can of beer, or many cans of beer.

Robbo: "Friday arvo, definately time to skin a tin!"

by Johnno Jonez December 9, 2008

Haines Skin

A skin won in the game of golf when the player’s embarrassingly high handicap equates to the player actually winning the hole with what would be considered an average score, at best. The true epitome of a Haines Skin is a player making a net birdie on a short par 3 due to the player “popping” on said hole.

Well, I shot 98 today, but I broke even because I slopped in a couple of Haines skins.

Bill got a Haines skin today. Eight people made a par on the hole, but old Bill was the only one that popped.

by Dumbazz42 December 31, 2022