Simonkey

Simonkey is a word used for a crazy person that ncommited several war crimes and human rights violations

"Hitler is a simonkey"

by Not Kinky Kitsune August 11, 2019

Simon Sadler

A man who takes over a football club he supports and saves it from administration.

Bolton Wanderers F.C. really need a Simon Sadler to take over their club
"We've got Simon Sadler"

by BenGarrityAppreciation August 23, 2019

Simmy Bright

Simmy well she's amazing, she as a heart of gold if you are ever down or sad she is always there to put a smile on your face, she is so amazingly beautiful and gorgeous she may deny it at times but she is she doesn't need makeup to make her look pretty she already looks it hehe, she has amazing eyes that you can get lost in their gorgeous their like glistening stars in the sky but in her eyes. She may say love you a lot but its because she cares and that makes me so happy knowing that there is someone there to talk sto I love her so much and I want her to know that. Simmy may of had the worst past but I hope I can give her the best futer I want to build her dream home with her dream veiw I want to give her the best life she can have to make up for the bad past she may of had simmy is the live of my life and I hope we can live together and be together for the rest of our lives. We may have our ups we may have our downs but I hope we will always find a way to carry on loving each other and caring for each other. She will always have a place in my heart thi biggest place in my heart she is my rock my jem my Everything forever and always, I love you simmone Jessica Bright xxxxxxxx

Simmy Bright is my forever.

by Amelia Jane Campbell smith September 1, 2019

simon chater

Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.

That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.

by 00Daddy November 22, 2019

simon syndrome

the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says”

did you hear about thomas’s accident? i heard he has a case of simon syndrome.

by shatikiliki November 28, 2019

Simon

A tall boyo with blond hair

Person A: "Hey hows that?"
Person B: "oh! Him? That's Simon!"

by YeetnDelet December 5, 2019

Simon Tall

Human god, fittest man you ever going to meet , great at teaching, most calm person ever be like Simon Tall

I wish I was like Simon Tall

by Talls Minion December 11, 2019