shrek

sour green grape that is hot AF!!!

shrek is hot

by moxiOwO November 25, 2020

Shrek

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Shrek my waifu <3

Person 1: Yoo did you watch Shrek 69, a cumming age?
Person 2: Yea I did, Shrek is my new waifu

by Zahori May 23, 2022

Doing a Shrek

A phrase that implies you're going to crash a wedding. Is a reference to the first Shrek film where Shrek dramatically ruins Lord Farquaad and Fiona's wedding.

"Buckle up, Millie! We're doing a Shrek!" - Blitz from Helluva Boss (EXES AND OOHS // S2: Episode 3)

by RudyisMoody February 2, 2024

Shrek

The sexiest man to ever walk the swamp and no one can tell me otherwise

Shrek is so groovy

by Gossipgorl October 16, 2019

Shrek

A unit of measurement equivalent to 1hr 35min (the length of the movie Shrek).

"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by iamqw3rty December 29, 2021

Shrek

SHREK is the most SMExyist person on the planet earth. he tells us that an onion has layers plus donkey dick has layers. if you hate this GOD of a beast than yeah

ALLL MIGHTEY SHREK WE LOVE YOU

by reee765 May 21, 2021

Shrek

A massive ogre who has multiple layers of foreskin so you better clench your ass cheeks as tight as possible.

Shrek is love shrek is life.

by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019