Russian Piss

when you accidentally drink vodka instead of water

dude the other night I accidentally Russian pissed- i was DD

by Z412 July 14, 2019

The Russian ThankYou

A Russian Thankyou is the act of defecating on a woman's (or mans - its not gay)chest after intercourse.

Woman - "Fuck me harder Viktor!"
Man - "Ive finished THANKYOU"
Woman - "Whats the hell is that bum cigar doing on my chest?!!"
Man - "Thats The Russian ThankYou"

by The Lawnmower Man 2016 February 22, 2023

Russian superman

To cum in a girls face a
With arms on your hips yelling nasdrovia

So I yeah i finished her off with a russian superman

by Frank55666677777 October 13, 2017

Russian Nesting

When you have sex with both the parent and their child on separate occasions.

Comes from Russian nesting dolls because the child came out of the parent.

Dude, you're totally russian nesting the Smiths.

Yeah man, I had sex with Stacy on Friday and then Stacy's mom on Saturday.

by TheBur April 25, 2017

Russian Bulldyke

A large, muscular lesbian with an excessive, over-the-top lesbian haircut. She'll beat your ass then steal your girl. Her preferred drink is a vodka tonic with a splash of cran. She brings her "friend" Debbie to Thanksgiving every year. She's well-known to explode at the tiniest sign of an inconvenience.

Hey Betty, I'm sorry I spilled your drink. Some Russian Bulldyke pushed me over after I looked in the direction of her girlfriend.

by JAZ AMP September 3, 2016

Russian carpool

When a woman takes two penises in her ass with a vodka-soaked tampon in her vagina.

Person 1: What were you up to last night?
Person 2: Oh man, I was in the back of a Russian carpool.

by rosewilting August 31, 2021

Russian Roasted

Spit roasting Russian person

And then he Russian roasted me and I squirted everywhere

by Brontë Shande the legend October 27, 2020