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Rolling Moses

Using bible pages to roll joints in the absence of rolling papers; refers to the biblical story of the prophet Moses encountering God in a "burning bush"
Shaggy: Hey, man. Did you bring the Zig Zags?
Lucius: Shit. I forgot them. Looks like we're rolling Moses. Do you want Exodus or Revelations?
Shaggy: Zoinks, like, we're going to burn for this
Lucius: *tearing out a page from Exodus* oh, we're gonna burn alright.
by QuiteRadical March 14, 2018
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Enrique Rolled

Being tricked into following a link to the Enrique Iglesias song Do you Know? (Ping Pong Song)

Also, you can Enrique roll someone by asking them: Do you know?
If they respond know what? You must then promptly send lyrics of the song or send them a link!
Ahh!! Dude I just got Enrique Rolled because I followed a link that said free tickets to a Kings game!!!!!
by Trickster!!! March 21, 2010
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neymar rolling

The Brazilian soccer player Neymar is the focus of an onslaught of mockery for his habit of hurling himself to the ground and rolling to cry foul.

In the 2018 World Cup Round of 16, when Neymar reacted to an apparent brush on the ankle as if he'd been shot, and launched into a prolonged display of writhing that outshone even the most theatrical of professional wrestlers.
by 寺山修司 July 7, 2018
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johnny roll

How much is your jewelry worth? Like, Johnny Rolls.
by bob toben February 14, 2014
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pizza rolled

The act of getting bashed in the head with an empty Pizza Rolls box. A complex WWE wrestling move, reserved for the most talented competitors.
Did you see Albin get pizza rolled?

No, what's that?
Dan hit him in the head with an empty Pizza Rolls box and Albin hit the couch like an unconscious drunk.
by WWE KC Edition March 13, 2017
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mani-roll

To trick someone into watching Barry Manilow sing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"
I tried to mani-roll my aunt Betty, but she loves Barry, so it wasn't much of a joke.
by oywidapoodles January 21, 2009
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Rolling Turd

A loaf shaped vehicle in which many obscene actions occure
Man, that camping trip in the rolling turd was awesome
by Chuck/Sheymus September 26, 2011
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