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Purple Pill

The purple pill is for when you’ve been down the Rabbit hole before and have come out smarter.
Defined as a small pill shaped capsule, that is purple in color. It has the potential to create any experience the user determines, obviously only form the sensory input that can conceivably be there.

“We’ve prescribed a purple pill, to help process the implications of your trauma.”

“I wouldn’t do that with Sam, they’re on purple pills.”
by R.J. Emerson November 23, 2022
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No purple

Basically it's a church joke.
Girls= pink and Boys= blue
You put the two together and the joke is that you get purple by putting them together.
"Hey guys no purple here"
by Christianboy_03 October 13, 2019
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purple dildo

if you go to the police station bathroom in "San Andreas" and go to the shower there is a big purple double sided dildo that you can pick up and beat people with
Hey, lets go beat the shit out of some bitch with this purple dildo.
by missourimaniac May 13, 2005
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Purple Head

purple head: the bell shaped extrusion at the out-ward facing end of a penis. at the summit of un-mutated purple heads lies a hole (usually called an 'eye') that continues through the penis and into the body. a white fluid is ejaculated out of the eye of a purple head.
those kids put itching powder in my calvins and now i've got an itchy purple head
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purple eye pie

The contrast between the outer labia and inner vaginal area of a dark skinned black woman's vagina when viewed from approximately 6 to 12 inches away.
Dayammmmmm! Krishiqua you wasn't lyin girl. Yo pussy is darker then a muthafucka! That shit look like piece a pie wif a big ass, muthafuckin purple eye right in the gotdamn middle. Shiatt I best be careful not to break a toof off in dat muthafucka. Greasy ass, gotdamn, purple eye pie! Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm!
by krisheekwa March 24, 2011
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Purple helmeted warrior of love

The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.
Trust me, I'll only stick the purple helmet in, not the whole puple-helmeted warrior of love.
by Anthony Orifice August 23, 2004
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purplepotamus

The most feared of all office animals. Usually dresses in purple and has purple hair and purple hide. Its official name is Purplepotamus Dottiensis. Its roar can be heard for miles. It is notorious for being lazy. It has a terrible temper and it is dangerous to approach it. Also known as FAPLAW, or "Fat-Ass-Psychotic-Lazy-Ass-Windbag." Looks like a cross between Mimi from The Drew Carey Show and a rhinoceros.
The Purplepotamus spends most of its free time whining and shopping online.
by Krakky McKraken July 21, 2006
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