Well, you see, the fat that protruds from the well-known pancake meat was designed by geneticist Dr. Roberto Sally. Sally was a very white man with a very unmanly last name. Try as he might to woo women with some toosh, all he could get were the flat bottoms of gay men..and Sally the geneticist was no experimenter. Through a series of slightly tragic, yet still amusing events, his non-governmental experiment to change his last name failed, producing a mutant virus that caused anybody who ate pancake meat to become living pancake asses.
Thankfully, I Am Legend Two was not needed to be filmed because only the isolated Mormans of Utah were used for testing, and with their new pancake asses they were only inspired to become even more fruitful and started shitting pomegranate everywhere. Eventually, due to the high amount of salt in their drinking water down by Salt Lake city and such an incredible amount of diarrhea going on, the population died out and the Catholics, again, rejoiced.
Meanwhile, Dr. Roberto Sally continues his quest to get laid.
Thankfully, I Am Legend Two was not needed to be filmed because only the isolated Mormans of Utah were used for testing, and with their new pancake asses they were only inspired to become even more fruitful and started shitting pomegranate everywhere. Eventually, due to the high amount of salt in their drinking water down by Salt Lake city and such an incredible amount of diarrhea going on, the population died out and the Catholics, again, rejoiced.
Meanwhile, Dr. Roberto Sally continues his quest to get laid.
by Allie Babwah February 12, 2008
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by DJ slander November 15, 2005
A retarded-looking pancake thing with floppy arms, giant eyes, disgustingly flabby legs, and huge genatalia. Also, Pancake Faces love yelling "Not so fast!" to random people, and then when they slow down, saying "That's better!" Just like in National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1! Pancake Faces come in many different shapes and forms, ranging from Faggot Pancake Face to Wayne Gretzky Pancake Face to Tabb Pancake Face.
I was walking through the ancient world of Pancakeville one day and there were so many different types on Pancake Faces everywhere! There Was Faggot, Dumbass, Super Surgeon Monkey, and even Jell-O Tabb Trash Pancake Faces! It was amazing. Oh. Yeah, they all had huge genatalia. CAN'T FORGET THE GENATALIA. Pancake Face also made a guest appearance in "Albert The Fat Math Guy."
by John DoeNumberfour April 10, 2008
a strong expression of confusion, ie. when a friend is rambling on about something and you have no idea what the hell they're talking about.
by melanieishot December 27, 2009
To fill a woman's ass with syrup then the man sucks it out. the man just might eat a couple of chocolate chips in the process.
by jlloydbjj October 26, 2011
The sexual act of defacating in a girls mouth, then vigorously skull fucking her. After ejaculating in her mouth aswell, the inside of her mouth should resemble a flaky pancake.
by cosbysweater12 November 30, 2010