noob moment

To have a particular moment in time where you go blank and are very amateur at a certain thing.

I was trying to figure out 2 x 2 when I had a noob moment and could not figure out the answer.

by EnragedTadpole May 6, 2009

Noob Tax

Noob tax is when you take something from someone because they were being a noob.

I bought some beer for my friend who said he'd be in town. Turns out he was in another city. I took 3 beers out for myself for him being a noob. I told him it was noob tax.

by Errorx May 30, 2009

yammie noob

a complete legend who is a double Daytona slayer and is going for round 3

''have you seen that guy yammie noob on youtube recently?''
"Yeah, didn't he just drop some fire merch."

by yeetmaster5720 May 13, 2019

ogl noob

a person whos at the bottom of the noob food chain...a downsie

stfu ogl noob and lick my taint

by mattus August 12, 2003

noob the pwns

to pwn so hard, a person is unable to think, speak, or type coherently

noob the pwns (verb) - Screwattack.com noobs the pwns!!!

by DemonLlama August 24, 2008

noob tube

COD4- Grenade launcher mounted on an assault rifle.

Caomplainer: Oh my god I can't handle how real this GAME is I keep getting killed by a person with a grenade launcher.

Me: Well in war we'll just make sure you don't fall victim to any unfair tactics. Would you like your binky now?

(I do not use the "Noob Tube" I'm just tired of hearing people complain about it. I also hate the term noob it's retarded)

by B Vegas April 21, 2008

iphone noob

Anyone who gets their first iPhone and is completely clueless about basic features. This is especially common among people who get the iPhone from Verizon and have never experienced a device so powerful.

-Dude I just got the Verizon iPhone, now how do I take a picture?

-Dude seriously? You've never used an iPhone? What an iphone noob.

by Goose2460 February 25, 2011