Sporting a McNulty

Accidentally having a boner in a formal picture

I was sporting a McNulty last night during prom pictures

by Salty McPeen November 10, 2016

Impeccable Sports

Impeccable Sports is an oxymoron and the name of a popular sports gossip blog.

Yo did you see Michele Beadle and that porn star on Impeccable Sports?

by impeccablesports November 4, 2011

Sports

Unscrupulous behaviour that usually results in promiscuity, alcoholism and general fuckery

What's the move? Let's play sports!

by Overrroddderr September 24, 2021

Sports

Sports

Hey wanna watch the sports today?
Yeah I'd love to watch the sports today!

by anonymous January 21, 2021

the nikkis sports centre

the feaky building that is gonna be knocked down where that kool soft play is and the crappy candy machines. plus the staff are really mean!

"wayhey this place is so crap"

by hugh January 9, 2004

Sports Weeb

A person who is obsessively devoted to sports in the same way anime fans (weebs) are devoted to Japanese culture. This includes memorizing stats, obsessing over team rosters, passionately debating players, and treating sports events like sacred rituals. Often exhibits behaviors strikingly similar to stereotypical anime fans—just with fantasy leagues and highlight reels instead of waifus and fan subs.

Origin:
A spin-off of the term weeb (short for weeaboo), which originally referred to non-Japanese fans obsessed with Japanese culture. Sports weeb broadens the idea to include similar levels of obsessive fandom applied to sports.

"He knows every stat for every quarterback since 1998. Total sports weeb."

"Fantasy football is just D&D for sports weebs."

by KEKW666 May 13, 2025

Sporting Pine

Having an erection in public.

"Oh my god! Look at Joe. He is walking around sporting pine"!

by gdub1956 November 1, 2016