nerd porn

Any very technical computer program, book, magazine or website being looked at by tech or trades people at work

'Oh, you're looking at nerd porn again. I'll come back in 5.'
'No, this the algorithm to diagnose parameter problems with the core structural matrix.'
'Like I said, nerd porn. I'll be back in 5.'

by hooty mcboobs November 5, 2012

hood nerd

An individual who enjoys nerdy subjects and hobbies but acts and dresses in a street manner due to his or her upbringing.

"Yo, Donny seems very gangsta but really he's one of them hood nerds."

by DLBJR May 3, 2018

Word Nerd

A nerd who is good at word-related subjects, such as grammar and foreign languages, rather than math and science like a stereotypical nerd.

Person A: Did you know that the little dot on top of a lowercase letter "i" is called a "tittle"?
Person B: You're such a Word Nerd.

by IchigoxRukiaforever April 15, 2011

Nerd Jersey

A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the Guido with his hideously safety orange spray tan and their uber cool t shirt with a pop culture reference.

I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.

by RCorcio91 May 18, 2008

nerd city

A term of endearment for something or someone that is kinda nerdy usually in an adorable way.

Nerd city said he had to do his math homework before we could make out.

by watchforbears December 25, 2008

nerd accent

noun. a term describing speech patterns of individuals who frequently pronounce words incorrectly due to the fact that they read more often than they speak.

"This girl says ans-wer instead of an-ser. She totally has a nerd accent.

by vomitacious March 23, 2011

nerd itch

1. The irresistible urge or impulse to do something nerdy. 2. A strong attraction toward or infatuation with a nerd.

// I bought a ticket to Comic-Con because I've been experiencing a bad case of nerd itch.
// I'm not sure why I binged the whole LOTR trilogy in one weekend... I guess I have nerd itch.
// He can put his rabbit in my hat any day... I totally have nerd itch.

by GaryTheGray February 2, 2021