Mushroom

A type of fungus that can be edible or poisonous. They can be prepared in many ways, such a sauteed, grilled, stuffed, etcetera. There is more to mushrooms than drugs, internet...

Hey Dad, do you see the mushrooms over there?
Don't eat those honey, they could be poisonous!!
But we make mushroom soup all the time, Dad. D:
Yes, but those are edible, safe mushrooms
Ok...

by kermit37 December 20, 2020

mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.

I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.

by BigDerty June 3, 2016

american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut

Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol

by Big aldo May 11, 2021

Mushroom

Something you eat so you can get high.

Wanna get high off of mushrooms?

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Punchin Mushrooms

When two guys with small uncircumcised penis’ bump the head of their penis’ together

Hey bro you ready to start punchin mushrooms

by Sergeant Sassy Legs July 6, 2021

Alony "Mushroom" Hetz: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Alony "Mushroom" Hetz: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

Poison Mushroom

A girl named michelle who looks like a Poison Mushroom

When Michelle puts on Shawna's striped hat, Michelle turns into a poison mushroom

by Anonymousjusgn October 20, 2010