mcdonalds

AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD

Person 1: you want some mcdonalds?
Person 2: AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD-

by yummyinmytummywummyuwu February 16, 2022

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Cookie McDonald

6 foot 5 240 upcoming professional pornstar. On his way to dominating Jonny Sinns. Body count, whatever he wants. Overall big baller at Montgomery high school

Damn cookie McDonald fucked my girl, sister, mom, and grandma at the same time.

by Sarms goblin November 16, 2021

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Travis Scott x Mcdonalds

The dumbest collaboration 2020 has brought us. If anyone reading this spent 250$ for jean shorts for personal use please rethink your purchase decisions..

Hear about the Travis Scott x Mcdonalds collab?

by Чоппа September 8, 2020

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mcdonalds fever

You can stop eating McDonalds. Average life span: less than 50.

Friend: What did you have for lunch?
Tim: A Big Mac.

Friend: You have got to have McDonalds Fever!

by nicosoter August 17, 2015

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While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?

A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”

by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023

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