Matthew M.

A type of person that likes to sleep with another type of person called Jason Mester

Matthew M. is a used gay kid

by Powzk March 24, 2019

Matthew Morris

An extremely positive and inquisitive person who, very commonly, exhibits/indulges (in) peculiar actions/activities.

“jack was acting so erratic, he was like Matthew Morris.”

by FluteBoy#1 March 22, 2018

Matthew Johnson

The best person on the planet with the name Matthew

I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.

by 21 karate gold June 04, 2020

Whiffing Matthew

When you douse your finger in ball sweat and then wave your finger under someone's nose.

Dude, that dude just gave me a whiffing Matthew and by the smell I think he might have cancer!

by CoreyFeldman October 28, 2017

Matthew and Angela

The two that everyone ships even the teachers does. You see them in the hall talking and playing around. They always denied their feelings though.

Hey, look it's Matthew and Angela. Can I go to yall wedding?

by user1298492309 April 01, 2022

matthew ellwood

erm is v sweet and can make friends easy becos he is out-going and is a gentleman. However he needs more self - cofident when coming to NH. He also is a dickhead sometimes with his jokes need to calm. HES SUCH A SLAY. He needs to pass his driving theory and also measure his penis. He is not v smart, autistic, and has heart problems and walks like he has a pole shoved up his arse, but still always manages to slay everyday.

#wedneslay

person1: who is that!
person2: Thats matthew ellwood he slays
person1: i can tell, although he does walks like he has a pole up his arse.

by slapclap October 29, 2022

matthew ormrod

A Twat.

Matthew Ormrod is a Twat

by dwefvwefwwd February 20, 2018