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Mario Karted

Going from a high placement to a very low placement in a short amount of time due to the randomized items in any kart racing game. The term is most commonly used in the Mario Kart series, it’s namesake, but can also be used in other racing party games like Garfield Kart or Team Sonic Racing.
Person A:Wow, I’m dominating this race!
(Gets hit by Blue Shell)
Person A:Well, that’s OK, I’m still in 3rd, I’ll just come bac-
(Gets hit by Red Shell)
Person A:I’m just in sixth! It’s definitely still winnabl-
(Gets hit by Bullet Bill)
Person A:God dammit. I’m in 10th. I just got Mario Karted.
(Gets hit by Lightning)
(Finishes in 12th)
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Mario

Mario is somebody who is always putting others needs before his. He notices the little things and is incredibly thoughtful. Talks a lot but he is always honest and always uses the right words. He is determined when necessary but never rude. Amazingly passionate and just the right amount of dominant in bed but so so gentle otherwise. Professional cuddler. Mario is a person who is easy to love because he is super funny, smart and has a big heart. Can't even imagine he would turn his back on the people he cares about. You can't not notice his sparkly eyes. He is so sweet that you just want to hug and kiss him all the time.
You are Mario to my Luigi
by pinkcatlady November 22, 2021
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Super Mario

sonic: i can run so fast
super mario: fuck off cunt
by smegolas November 2, 2023
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Marios

Well he’s real but he’s not marios
by Trenbologne03 November 20, 2021
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Mario

The fat Italian plumber that stomped on turtles for points and saves a princess that keeps getting kidnapped by a giant turtle.
"Mario you haven't payed your taxes in years". -Luigi
by ControllingPatterns May 4, 2022
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Mario Sturniolo

Streamer italiano spopolato soprattutto nel 2023 perché preso per il culo da Dario Moccia e altri suoi amici, spesso per il suo naso di dimensioni molto estese (tipo 1km), oppure per la sua provenienza messinese (sento cauddu) ma anche per la sua dipendenza dalla cocaina e altre droghe.
''Sono Mario Sturniolo'' *usa una scala per imitare il suo naso*
by keygenconlagdolce January 18, 2024
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