jon arbuckle eyes

When you are high and your eye lids look like Jon Arbuckle from the Garfield comics.

"He's so high, he's got Jon Arbuckle eyes".

by Gertrude Ebenezer McGillicuddy April 10, 2024

The Jon

A religious non coed college in Jerusalem israel, referenced by this name by some members of the ESP program (English speaking program). Very cheap college tuition and high academic level, very difficult courseload depending on the degree and beit midrash learning in the morning.

friend 1: How’s the Jon

Friend 2: they forgot to print out our tests in English and then postponed our test till the next semester and changed the format of test to be different then the past ten exams of previous years without informing us before the exam.

Friend 1: what can I say, it’s The Jon

by Scarredautism May 24, 2024

Jon

A pronoun for any object, person, or animal.

Person one: *shows someone something he got*
Person two: "Thats sick where'd you get that Jon?"

by Whift May 24, 2024

Blomie Jon

Blomie Jon is a infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.

They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon

by BigManJon May 27, 2024

Blomie Jon

Blomie Jon is an infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.

“They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon” “

by BigManJon June 3, 2024

Jon Ison

The most masculine and sexually arousing male ever to roam the planet

Person 1: Hey did you see Jon Ison today?
Person 2: *cums*

by WillThatGuy June 5, 2024

jon

can’t lie on it

on jon

by xXx_DragonzZ_xXx November 20, 2024